{"id":58,"date":"2016-12-26T23:22:38","date_gmt":"2016-12-26T22:22:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hynek.jason-drson.com\/?page_id=58"},"modified":"2016-12-26T23:54:45","modified_gmt":"2016-12-26T22:54:45","slug":"2014-10-29-dablicka-bludicka","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/hynek.jason-drson.com\/?page_id=58","title":{"rendered":"2014 10 29 \u010e\u00e1blick\u00e1 Bludi\u010dka"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"page\">\n<div class=\"content\">\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jason-drson.com\/bludicka\/vysledky_2014.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">V\u00fdsledky 2014<br \/>\n<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/jasondrson.rajce.idnes.cz\/2014_10_Dablicka_Bludicka\" target=\"_blank\">Fotky<\/a><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>D\u011bkujeme bludi\u010d\u016fm za pat\u0159i\u010dn\u011b intenzivn\u00ed oslavu VLKSM. Skrvrnkou v\u0161ak z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1 va\u0161e ostudn\u00e1 neznalost d\u011bjin SSSR. Zejm\u00e9na pak samotn\u00e9 zkratky p\u0159edm\u011btu v\u010derej\u0161\u00edho v\u00fdro\u010d\u00ed. Abych se za v\u00e1s pou\u010dil a vyvedl v\u00e1s z tohoto krizov\u00e9ho v\u00fdvoje, slibuji, \u017ee p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed oslavy budou t\u00e9maticky podobn\u011b lad\u011bny.<\/p>\n<p>Za organiz\u00e1tory ve slo\u017een\u00ed B\u00e1ra, Hanka, 2x Honza<\/p>\n<p>Sesko\u010dil z rud\u00e9 sk\u00e1ly a vyrazil si dech<\/p>\n<p>P.S. Pov\u0161imn\u011bte si, \u017ee n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed tuzem\u0161t\u00ed l\u00e9ka\u0159\u00ed za\u010d\u00ednaji \u010e\u00e1blickou Bludi\u010dku p\u0159edepisovat jako l\u00e9\u010divo bez rizika vzniku nebezpe\u010dn\u00fdch z\u00e1vislost\u00ed (tedy pouze je-li aplikov\u00e1na jednou za den, ve\u010der, a p\u0159ed j\u00eddlem). Mo\u017en\u00e1, \u017ee by ji mohli za\u010d\u00edt propl\u00e1cet i n\u011bkter\u00e9 zdravotn\u00ed poji\u0161\u0165ovny \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/jasondrson.rajce.idnes.cz\/2014_10_Dablicka_Bludicka#Bludicka_2014_51.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Recept zde<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Nalezeno po z\u00e1vod\u011b (majitel\u00e9 ozv\u011bte se):<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; modr\u00e9 funk\u010dn\u00ed triko<br \/>\n&#8211; prstov\u00e9 \u010dern\u00e9 rukavice<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pozv\u00e1nka:<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u010e\u00e1blick\u00e1 Bludi\u010dka (st\u0159eda, 29.10.2014 &#8211; 11.no\u010dn\u00edk)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Zveme v\u0161echny p\u0159\u00edznivce no\u010dn\u00edch ta\u0161ka\u0159ic, aby ve st\u0159edu 29. \u0159\u00edjna no\u010dn\u00edm prob\u011bhem v severn\u00ed \u010d\u00e1sti Prahy oslavili zalo\u017een\u00ed v\u00fdznamn\u00e9 ml\u00e1de\u017enick\u00e9 organizace inspirovan\u00e9 na\u0161\u00edm g\u00e9niem J\u00e1rou Cimrmanem.<\/p>\n<p class=\"firstHeading\" lang=\"cs\" xml:lang=\"cs\">Podobn\u011b jako u sportovn\u011b-humanistick\u00e9 organizace SUP (sport, um\u011bn\u00ed, pe\u0159\u00ed), se J\u00e1ra Cimrman sna\u017eil zalo\u017eit spolek pro pr\u00e1ci s ml\u00e1de\u017e\u00ed. Op\u011bt vlo\u017eil do zkratky zn\u00e1m\u00e9ho \u017eivo\u010dicha, tak aby se to v \u017e\u00e1kovsk\u00fdch kn\u00ed\u017ek\u00e1ch v budoucnu hem\u017eilo jen jedni\u010dkami. Jin\u00fdmi slovy, aby zkratka byla snadno zapamatovateln\u00e1. Jist\u011b ji\u017e v\u0161ichni tu\u0161\u00edte, \u017ee se jedn\u00e1 o VLKSM.<br \/>\nP\u016fvodn\u011b cht\u011bl J\u00e1ra ponechat pouze stru\u010dn\u00e1 dv\u011b p\u00edsmena SM (Svaz ml\u00e1de\u017ee), ale pak se rozhodl zakomponovat do n\u00e1zvu i svoji teorii o zdrav\u00e9 dravosti ml\u00e1de\u017ee, kterou popsal ve sv\u00e9 knize: &#8222;V\u00fdchovou ve sme\u010dk\u00e1ch k lep\u0161\u00edm z\u00edt\u0159k\u016fm&#8220;.<br \/>\nOrigin\u00e1l rukopisu se ale ne\u0161\u0165astnou shodou okolnost\u00ed dostal do rukou mlad\u00e9ho bol\u0161ev\u00ed\u010dka Valeriana Alexandrovi\u010de Zorina, kter\u00fd ji za l\u00e1hev vodky koupil od Jaroslava Ha\u0161ka, toho \u010dasu velitele rud\u00fdch brig\u00e1d v Uf\u011b. Cimrman toti\u017e pov\u011b\u0159il Ha\u0161ka, aby v prost\u0159ed\u00ed ob\u010dansk\u00e9 v\u00e1lky ov\u011b\u0159il spr\u00e1vnost svojich \u00favah o kolektivn\u00ed v\u00fdchov\u011b a puj\u010dil mu svoje st\u011b\u017eejn\u00ed liter\u00e1rn\u011b-v\u00fdchovn\u00e9 d\u00edlo. Zorin si na rozd\u00edl od povrchn\u00edho Ha\u0161ka, dokument pe\u010dliv\u011b pro\u010detl a spole\u010dn\u011b Na\u010fou Krupskou p\u0159edlo\u017eili v\u016fdci rusk\u00e9 revoluce Leninovi n\u00e1vrh na koncepci v\u00fdchovy bol\u0161evick\u00e9 ml\u00e1de\u017ee.<br \/>\nKomunisti\u010dn\u00ed ideologov\u00e9 v\u0161ak z Cimrmanov\u00fdch tez\u00ed aplikovali pouze pas\u00e1\u017ee o hygien\u011b hlavy (v literatu\u0159e citov\u00e1no jako &#8222;brain washing&#8220;). Ostatn\u00ed \u010d\u00e1sti o harmonick\u00e9m rozvoji pubescent\u016f v inspirativn\u00edm a tv\u016fr\u010d\u00edm kolektivu v\u0161ak z\u00e1m\u011brn\u011b ignorovali a 29.10.1918 zalo\u017eili tzv. Komsomol.<br \/>\n\u0160koda.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>V\u00edtejte na 11. no\u010dn\u00edku v L\u00e1dv\u00ed !<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Op\u011bt se m\u016f\u017eete pobavit bloud\u011bn\u00edm v h\u00e1ji, hled\u00e1n\u00edm n\u011b\u010deho ve tm\u011b, v lese, v d\u00ed\u0159e, v j\u00e1m\u011b \u010f\u00e1blov\u011b, v r\u00fdze, v hustniku, v pelechu bezdomovce, za hromadou d\u0159eva, na sk\u00e1le \u010di v rybn\u00ed\u010dku.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0KDY:<\/strong>\u00a0vw st\u0159edu 29.10.2014, start otev\u0159en od 18:00 do 19:30<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0KDE:\u00a0<\/strong>restaurace Na M\u011blnick\u00e9 v \u010e\u00e1blic\u00edch (naproti h\u0159bitovu). Restaurace se nach\u00e1z\u00ed na rozhran\u00ed ulic O\u0159echov\u00e1 a \u010e\u00e1blick\u00e1: GPS: [50\u00b08&#8217;4.707&#8243;N, 14\u00b028&#8217;39.846&#8243;E].<\/p>\n<p>Odkaz na mapu:\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/mapy.cz\/s\/5EVd\" target=\"_blank\">ZDE<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0JAK\u00a0se tam dostat ?:<\/strong> Dostanete se tam bud p\u011b\u0161ky od metra Ladv\u00ed (1,5km), nebo St\u0159\u00ed\u017ekov (1km), tramvaj\u00ed (4, 10) nebo autobusy \u010d. 103,136,345,348,368.<\/p>\n<p><strong>CO TAM ?<\/strong>\u00a0: Krom\u011b oslavy VLKSM a bloud\u011bn\u00ed h\u00e1jem, restaurace Na M\u011blnick\u00e9 \u010depuje Gambrinus 10, a Plze\u0148 12. Je zde i bohat\u00fd v\u00fdb\u011br minutek za slu\u0161nou cenu, tak ne, abyste se naprali p\u0159edem.<\/p>\n<p><strong>CO S SEBOU ? :<\/strong>\u00a0S sebou si vemte: \u010delovku, sv\u00edtilnu \u010di kahan, <strong>buzolu \u010di kompas<\/strong> <strong>(letos se budou obzvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b hodit !)<\/strong>, <strong>tu\u017eku (ta se taky \u0161ikne)<\/strong>, <strong>hodinky \u010di chronometr<\/strong>, oble\u010den\u00ed a ozut\u00ed dle po\u010das\u00ed, drobn\u00e9 na pivo a startovn\u00e9 (30,-). Mapa (form\u00e1t A4) <strong>nebude<\/strong> vodovzdorn\u011b upravena, a proto si <strong>vemte futr\u00e1lek<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Vemte si pevn\u00e9 nohavice! Ostru\u017e\u00edn\u00ed je v \u010e\u00e1bli\u010d\u00e1ku v\u00fd\u017eivn\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0Pravidla :<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Budou up\u0159esn\u011bna na startu. Letos mo\u017en\u00e1 op\u011bt se <strong>speci\u00e1ln\u00edmi mikroprocesov\u00fdmi bludi\u010dkami z velmi precizn\u00ed d\u00edlny Honzy \u0158ez\u00e1\u010de!\u00a0<\/strong>Startuje se s\u00f3lo, jak kdo p\u0159ijde (odstup cca 1 min).<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0Kontroly :<\/strong>\u00a0reflexn\u00ed ty\u010dky, sv\u011bteln\u00e9 bludi\u010dky, voskovky (pr\u016fkazku olepujte izolepou jen z jedn\u00e9 strany! )<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0Vyhl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed :<\/strong>\u00a0kr\u00e1tce po dob\u011bhnut\u00ed posledn\u00edho v limitu (cca 21:15); mo\u017en\u00e1 bude i tombola s n\u00e1slednou oslavou<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0D\u00e9lka trasy :<\/strong>\u00a0t\u011b\u017eko \u0159\u00edct, ale asi okolo 6 km<\/p>\n<p><strong>P\u0159ihl\u00e1\u0161ky<\/strong>\u00a0: p\u0159es google dokument: <a title=\"p\u0159ihl\u00e1\u0161ka na Bludi\u010dku 2014\" href=\"https:\/\/docs.google.com\/spreadsheets\/d\/1ETpBzaw0EN_iWXTjUzVn5I5GPV-g0TRS4EWsOzRvqYo\/edit#gid=0\" target=\"_blank\">LINK<\/a> (jednodu\u0161e p\u0159ipi\u0161te jm\u00e9no p\u0159\u00edjmen\u00ed a email), nebo nouzov\u011b na email hyneku(uzen\u00e1\u010d)seznam.cz do 27.10.2014 23:30 SEC, nebo do napln\u011bn\u00ed limitu bludi\u010d\u016f. Pot\u00e9 jen po individu\u00e1ln\u00ed domluv\u011b a s d\u00e1rky pro po\u0159adatele. T\u011bm, co p\u0159ihl\u00e1\u0161ku nepo\u0161lou hroz\u00ed, \u017ee bu\u010f dostanou pou\u017eitou mapu od dob\u011bhnuv\u0161\u00edho bloudila, nebo se na n\u011b budu zlobit (p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b oboj\u00ed). Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b maxim\u00e1ln\u00ed po\u010det \u00fa\u010dastn\u00edk\u016f je 60, hla\u0161te se v\u010das. Pro ty (ta d\u011bv\u010data), kte\u0159\u00ed (kter\u00e1) se strachuj\u00ed o svou po\u010destnost, je dovoleno vyraziti i ve dvou.<\/p>\n<p>Za organiza\u010dn\u00ed team Hynek\u00a0(602 114 407)\u00a0a Honza<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u00fdsledky 2014 Fotky D\u011bkujeme bludi\u010d\u016fm za pat\u0159i\u010dn\u011b intenzivn\u00ed oslavu VLKSM. Skrvrnkou v\u0161ak z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1 va\u0161e ostudn\u00e1 neznalost d\u011bjin SSSR. Zejm\u00e9na pak samotn\u00e9 zkratky p\u0159edm\u011btu v\u010derej\u0161\u00edho v\u00fdro\u010d\u00ed. Abych se za v\u00e1s pou\u010dil a vyvedl v\u00e1s z tohoto krizov\u00e9ho v\u00fdvoje, slibuji, \u017ee p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed oslavy budou t\u00e9maticky podobn\u011b lad\u011bny. 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