{"id":67,"date":"2016-12-26T23:26:04","date_gmt":"2016-12-26T22:26:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hynek.jason-drson.com\/?page_id=67"},"modified":"2016-12-26T23:53:55","modified_gmt":"2016-12-26T22:53:55","slug":"2011-10-18-dablicka-bludicka","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/hynek.jason-drson.com\/?page_id=67","title":{"rendered":"2011 10 18 \u010e\u00e1blick\u00e1 Bludi\u010dka"},"content":{"rendered":"

V\u00fdsledky 2011<\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/center>
Fotky 2011<\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/center>
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Oslava o tom, jak rusk\u00fd Car prod\u011blal kalhoty a Spojen\u00e9 St\u00e1ty z\u00edskaly Alja\u0161ku, prob\u011bhla nav\u00fdsost d\u016fstojn\u011b.
\nA\u010d se na Alja\u0161ce za\u010d\u00ednaj\u00ed touhle dobou nosit \u010depice, n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed bludi\u010di vyrazili do h\u00e1je v kra\u0165asech a tri\u010dku.
\nN\u00e1ro\u010dnou tra\u0165 na dvou map\u00e1ch nejrychleji a se v\u0161emi 28 kontrolami prol\u00e9tl Michal Hodek.
\nO minutu za n\u00edm a takte\u017e se v\u0161emi kontrolami dorazil O-P\u00e9r\u00e1k (Petr Dvo\u0159\u00e1k).
\nT\u0159et\u00ed na bednu dob\u011bhl Petr \u0160imek, kter\u00e9mu chyb\u011bly pouze dv\u011b bludi\u010dky.
\nHv\u011bzd\u00e1\u0159 (Petr Pruner) se vymlouval na dopravn\u00ed zna\u010dku: „Omezen\u00e1 rychlost v hospod\u011b 4km\/h“,
\nale dle ov\u011b\u0159en\u00fdch informac\u00ed podlehl sv\u00e9 v\u00e1\u0161ni a zdr\u017eel se prohl\u00eddkou \u010e\u00e1blick\u00e9 hv\u011bzd\u00e1rny.
\nProto dob\u011bhl o 9 vte\u0159in po limitu. T\u00edm p\u0159i\u0161el o bendu a je\u0161t\u011b ho na v\u00fdsledkov\u011b listin\u011b p\u0159esko\u010dil Jirka Fi\u0161er (\u010dtvrt\u00fd).
\nDv\u011b Jany a Maru\u0161ka si rozd\u011blily medaile v po\u0159ad\u00ed :
\nJana Rejmonov\u00e1, Jana Ko\u017einov\u00e1, Maru\u0161ka Hokrov\u00e1.
\nNejefektivn\u011bji vyu\u017eil \u010das Jirka Hron, kter\u00fd zbrocen potem a lapaje po dechu, odevzdal pr\u016fkazku pouh\u00e9 dv\u011b vte\u0159iny p\u0159ed vypr\u0161en\u00edm limitu.
\nNa rozd\u00edl od t\u011bch, kte\u0159\u00ed relaxovan\u011b pob\u00edhali po lese a sb\u00edrali bludi\u010dky,
\njedin\u00fdm borcem, kter\u00fd si opravdu hr\u00e1bnul na dno, byl Jirka Jan\u016f (\u010dasov\u00e1 kontrola 28abc v reflexn\u00ed vest\u011b).
\nJeho motor fungoval dob\u0159e, ov\u0161em s malou z\u00e1vadou na chlad\u00edc\u00edm a nav\u00e1d\u011bc\u00edm za\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed \ud83d\ude42
\nNej\u0161\u0165astn\u011bj\u0161\u00edm v\u00fdhercem v tombole se stal \u0160pic\u00e1l<\/a>. Dostal n\u00e1kla\u010f\u00e1k s p\u0159\u00edv\u011bsem a hned s n\u00edm objel kule\u010dn\u00edk.<\/p>\n

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Protokol:
\n<\/span>71x \u017eiv\u00fdch bloudi\u010d\u016f\/ek
\n<\/span>26x bludi\u010dek s kle\u0161t\u011bmi
\n<\/span>1x \u010dasov\u00e1 mobiln\u00ed bludi\u010dka v reflexn\u00ed vest\u011b<\/a>,
\n<\/span>3x organiz\u00e1to\u0159i (v\u010detn\u011b \u010dasov\u00e9)
\n<\/span>1x vyhozen\u00fd kotn\u00edk<\/a>,
\n<\/span>p\u00e1r o\u0161lehan\u00fdch holen\u00ed
\n<\/span>1x o\u0161lehan\u00e1 tv\u00e1\u0159<\/a>,
\n<\/span>nalezeno po akci: moira triko, kukla HAD
\nPod\u011bkov\u00e1n\u00ed pat\u0159\u00ed v\u00fdpo\u010detn\u00edmu st\u0159edisku st\u0159ed, kter\u00e9 \u0159idila Lidu\u0161ka<\/a>, , moto-\u010dasov\u00e9 bludi\u010dce Jirkovi za obsluhu kontroly 28<\/a>, a Tom\u00e1\u0161i Chot\u011bborovi za odvoz zran\u011bn\u00e9ho kotn\u00edku na o\u0161et\u0159en\u00ed.
\n<\/span><\/p>\n

No\u010dn\u00edk\u016fm zdar !<\/span><\/p>\n

Hynek <\/span><\/div>\n

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UPOZORN\u011aN\u00cd PRO P\u0158IHL\u00c1\u0160EN\u00c9: Hodinky s p\u0159esn\u00fdm \u010dasem jsou nutn\u00e9 (\u010das bude dle GPS, mo\u017eno synchronizovat na startu)<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Pozv\u00e1nka:<\/span><\/div>\n

Poj\u010fte s n\u00e1mi no\u010dn\u00edm b\u011bhem oslavit den Alja\u0161ky do \u010e\u00e1blick\u00e9ho h\u00e1je.
\nJak ji\u017e asi v\u0161ichni v\u00edte, je to ji\u017e 144 let od roku, kdy se uskute\u010dnil nejv\u00fdhodn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed obchod sv\u011bta.
\nAmerick\u00fd ministr zahrani\u010dn\u00edch v\u011bc\u00ed Sir William Henry Seward prosadil v sen\u00e1tu v roce 1867 koupi Alja\u0161ky od Rus\u00e1k\u016f za cenu 7.2 mili\u00f3nu dolar\u016f (cca 5 dolar\u016f za \u010dtvere\u010dn\u00ed km). P\u0159ed\u00e1n\u00ed nehostinn\u00e9 krajiny severn\u00ed Ameriky od carsk\u00e9ho Ruska se uskute\u010dnilo pr\u00e1v\u011b 18.10.1867. Za zprost\u0159edkov\u00e1n\u00ed tohoto majstr\u0161tyku se Sewardovi v jeho vlastn\u00ed zemi dostalo jen plivanc\u016f a opovr\u017een\u00ed. Mnoz\u00ed mu vy\u010d\u00edtali, \u017ee nakoupil „zahr\u00e1dku pro ledn\u00ed medv\u011bdy“ nebo tzv. „Seward\u016fv mraz\u00e1k“. Po objeven\u00ed ohromn\u00fdch z\u00e1sob zlata, plynu a ropy v\u0161ak t\u011bmto posm\u011bv\u00e1\u010dk\u016fm popadla \u010delist. Bohu\u017eel Sewardovi se pat\u0159i\u010dn\u00e9ho uzn\u00e1n\u00ed dostalo a\u017e po jeho smrti.
\nV \u010desk\u00fdch zem\u00edch m\u00e1me pro takov\u00e1 nepochopen\u00ed pochopen\u00ed.
\nN\u00e1\u0161 velik\u00e1n J\u00e1ra Cimrman musel podobn\u00fdch p\u0159\u00edko\u0159\u00ed vytrp\u011bt mnohon\u00e1sobn\u011b v\u00edce.
\nP\u0159ipome\u0148me nap\u0159\u00edklad Cimrmanovu podrobnou studii na anektov\u00e1n\u00ed Falklandsk\u00fdch ostrov\u016f spojen\u00fdmi bratrsk\u00fdmi arm\u00e1dami 5 rakouskouhersk\u00fdch zem\u00ed.
\nBohu\u017eel tento sm\u011bl\u00fd a propracovan\u00fd pl\u00e1n tehdy skon\u010dil v arch\u00edvech tajn\u00e9 policie zkostnat\u011bl\u00e9ho mocn\u00e1\u0159stv\u00ed.
\nO t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 stolet\u00ed pozd\u011bji nejprve Cimrmanovy dokumenty objevila rozv\u011bdka Sov\u011btsk\u00e9ho Svazu (obratem je pou\u017eila p\u0159i potla\u010den\u00ed pra\u017esk\u00e9ho jara v srpnu 1968).
\nO p\u00e1r let pozd\u011bji Cimrman\u016fv pl\u00e1n na objedn\u00e1vku britsk\u00e9 MI6 vynesl z v\u00edde\u0148sk\u00e9ho arch\u00edvu vnuk profesora Fiedlera.
\nV r. 1982 \u017eelezn\u00e1 lady Marget Thatcherov\u00e1 Cimrmanovu anexi popsanou na 12 mikrote\u010dk\u00e1ch, pou\u017eila p\u0159i veden\u00ed v\u00e1lky o Falklandy.
\nNezb\u00fdv\u00e1 ne\u017e dodat, \u017ee v prvn\u00edm p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b z r. 1968 si protivn\u00edk ani ne\u0161ktnul (krom\u011b jednoho zap\u00e1len\u00e9ho tanku u rozhlasu), v druh\u00e9m z r. 1982 vzdorovali Argentinci pouh\u00e9 3 m\u011bs\u00edce.<\/p>\n

Takov\u00fd byl J\u00e1ra Cimrman strat\u00e9g !<\/p>\n

B\u011bhem \u010f\u00e1belsk\u00fdm h\u00e1jem m\u016f\u017eete oslavit nejen skv\u011bl\u00fd k\u0161eft Sira Sewarda, ale i sv\u00e1tek svat\u00e9ho Luk\u00e1\u0161e. Na jeho po\u010dest maj\u00ed v\u0161ichni Luk\u00e1\u0161ov\u00e9, mal\u00ed\u0159i, historici, not\u00e1\u0159i, kniha\u0159i (jich\u017e je sv. Luk\u00e1\u0161 patronem) startovn\u00e9 hrazeno z Cimrmanova fondu „\u010cesk\u00e9 nebe“.
\nTato skute\u010dnost bude prov\u011b\u0159ena nahl\u00e9dnut\u00edm do rodn\u00e9ho \u010di \u017eivnostensk\u00e9ho listu.<\/p>\n

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V\u00edtejte na 8. no\u010dn\u00edku v L\u00e1dv\u00ed !<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Op\u011bt se m\u016f\u017eete pobavit;bloud\u011bn\u00edm v h\u00e1ji, hled\u00e1n\u00edm n\u011b\u010deho ve tm\u011b, v lese, v d\u00ed\u0159e, v j\u00e1m\u011b \u010f\u00e1blov\u011b, v r\u00fdze, v hustniku, v pelechu bezdomovce, za hromadou d\u0159eva, na sk\u00e1le \u010di v rybn\u00ed\u010dku.<\/span><\/p>\n

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KDY:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00fater\u00fd 18.10.2011, start otev\u0159en od 18:30 do 19:40<\/p>\n

KDE:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0restaurace Na M\u011blnick\u00e9 v \u010e\u00e1blic\u00edch (naproti h\u0159bitovu). Restaurace se nach\u00e1z\u00ed na rozhran\u00ed ulic O\u0159echov\u00e1 a \u010e\u00e1blick\u00e1. Odkaz na mapu : hospoda „Na Melnicke“<\/a><\/p>\n

JAK se tam dostat ?:<\/strong> Dostanete se tam bud p\u011b\u0161ky od metra Ladv\u00ed (1,5km), nebo St\u0159\u00ed\u017ekov (1km), tramvaj\u00ed (10, 17) nebo autobusy \u010d. 103,345,368 od metra L\u00e1dv\u00ed (zast\u00e1vka „Sidli\u0161t\u011b \u010e\u00e1blice“), p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b autobus 136. Na kole si m\u016f\u017eete trasu napl\u00e1novat ZDE<\/a><\/p>\n

CO TAM ? :<\/span><\/strong> Krom\u011b oslavy v\u00fdro\u010d\u00ed a bloud\u011bn\u00ed h\u00e1jem restaurace Na M\u011blnick\u00e9 \u010depuje Gambrinus 10, a Plze\u0148 12. Je zde i bohat\u00fd v\u00fdb\u011br minutek za slu\u0161nou cenu, tak ne, abyste se naprali p\u0159edem.<\/p>\n

CO\u00a0S SEBOU\u00a0? :<\/span><\/strong> S sebou si vemte: \u010delovku, sv\u00edtilnu \u010di kahan, buzolu \u010di\u00a0kompas, HODINKY \u010di jin\u00fd chronometr (p\u0159esn\u00fd \u010das se bude hodit)<\/b>, tu\u017eku, oble\u010den\u00ed a ozut\u00ed dle po\u010das\u00ed, drobn\u00e9 na pivo a startovn\u00e9 (20,-). Kdo si nechce br\u00e1t buzolu, m\u016f\u017ee se orientovat podle li\u0161ejn\u00edk\u016f nebo mraveni\u0161t\u011b. Mapa\u00a0(form\u00e1t A4)\u00a0nebude vodovzdorn\u011b upravena, a proto si vemte futr\u00e1lek
\nVemte si pevn\u00e9 nohavice! Ostru\u017e\u00edn\u00ed\u00a0zase o n\u011bco povyrostlo.<\/p>\n

Pravidla :<\/strong>
\nBudou up\u0159esn\u011bna na startu, ale asi n\u011bco podobn\u00e9ho v duchu minul\u00fdch let. \u010casov\u00fd limit\u00a090 minut. Za p\u0159ekro\u010den\u00ed limitu penalizace. Startuje se s\u00f3lo, jak kdo p\u0159ijde (odstup cca 1 min).
\nHodnocen\u00ed : <\/b>rozhoduje po\u010det kontrol (bod\u016f), p\u0159i shod\u011b pak \u010das
\nKontroly : <\/b>reflexn\u00ed ty\u010dky, kle\u0161ti\u010dky
\nVyhl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed : <\/b>kr\u00e1tce po dob\u011bhnut\u00ed posledn\u00edho v limitu (cca 21:15); bude i tombola s n\u00e1slednou oslavou
\nD\u00e9lka trasy :<\/b> t\u011b\u017eko \u0159\u00edct, ale asi okolo 6 km
\nP\u0159ihl\u00e1\u0161ky :<\/strong> na email hyneku@seznam.cz<\/a>\u00a0do 16.10.2011 23:30 SEC<\/strong>, nebo\u00a0do napln\u011bn\u00ed limitu bludi\u010d\u016f.\u00a0Pot\u00e9 jen po individu\u00e1ln\u00ed domluv\u011b a s d\u00e1rky pro po\u0159adatele. T\u011bm, co p\u0159ihl\u00e1\u0161ku nepo\u0161lou hroz\u00ed, \u017ee bu\u010f dostanou pou\u017eitou mapu od dob\u011bhnuv\u0161\u00edho bloudila, nebo se na n\u011b budu zlobit (p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b oboj\u00ed). Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b maxim\u00e1ln\u00ed po\u010det \u00fa\u010dastn\u00edk\u016f je 60, hla\u0161te se v\u010das.<\/b> Pro ty (ta d\u011bv\u010data), kte\u0159\u00ed (kter\u00e1) se strachuj\u00ed o svou po\u010destnost, je dovoleno vyraziti i ve dvou.<\/p>\n

Za organiza\u010dn\u00ed team Hynek (602 114 407)<\/center> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

V\u00fdsledky 2011Fotky 2011  Oslava o tom, jak rusk\u00fd Car prod\u011blal kalhoty a Spojen\u00e9 St\u00e1ty z\u00edskaly Alja\u0161ku, prob\u011bhla nav\u00fdsost d\u016fstojn\u011b. A\u010d se na Alja\u0161ce za\u010d\u00ednaj\u00ed touhle dobou nosit \u010depice, n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed bludi\u010di vyrazili do h\u00e1je v kra\u0165asech a tri\u010dku. N\u00e1ro\u010dnou tra\u0165 na dvou map\u00e1ch nejrychleji a se v\u0161emi 28 kontrolami prol\u00e9tl Michal Hodek. O minutu za n\u00edm […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":94,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-67","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hynek.jason-drson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/67","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hynek.jason-drson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hynek.jason-drson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hynek.jason-drson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hynek.jason-drson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=67"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/hynek.jason-drson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/67\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71,"href":"https:\/\/hynek.jason-drson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/67\/revisions\/71"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hynek.jason-drson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/94"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hynek.jason-drson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=67"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}