{"id":75,"date":"2016-12-26T23:31:07","date_gmt":"2016-12-26T22:31:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hynek.jason-drson.com\/?page_id=75"},"modified":"2016-12-26T23:54:08","modified_gmt":"2016-12-26T22:54:08","slug":"2009-10-22-dablicka-bludicka","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/hynek.jason-drson.com\/?page_id=75","title":{"rendered":"2009 10 22 \u010e\u00e1blick\u00e1 Bludi\u010dka"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jason-drson.com\/bludicka\/vysledky_2009.xls\">V\u00fdsledky<\/a><\/strong> <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/jasondrson.rajce.idnes.cz\/Dablicka_Bludicka_2009\/\">Fotky<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Oslava 279. v\u00fdro\u010d\u00ed otev\u0159en\u00ed Lado\u017esk\u00e9ho kan\u00e1lu prob\u011bhla ku spokojenosti v\u0161ech u\u010dinkuj\u00edc\u00edch.<\/p>\n<p>Nejv\u00edce se radoval bezdomovec pobl\u00ed\u017e kontroly 17. Dle sv\u011bdectv\u00ed mnoha b\u011b\u017ec\u016f nad\u0161en\u011b\u00a0ve svitu \u010delovek zdravil\u00a0 igelitov\u00fdmi m\u00e1v\u00e1tkami, \u010di mo\u017en\u00e1 ta\u0161kami. Nav\u00edc na po\u010dest otev\u0159en\u00ed vodn\u00ed cesty rozpra\u0161oval do okol\u00ed sv\u016fj t\u011blov\u00fd deodorant, kter\u00fd sv\u00fdmi parametry p\u0159ed\u010dil v\u0161echny kan\u00e1ly, v\u010detn\u011b Lado\u017esk\u00e9ho.<\/p>\n<p>V\u00fdsledky \u010dtvte\u010dn\u00edho tr\u00e9ninku, m\u011b\u0159en\u00e9 znalostmi odkazu d\u00edla J\u00e1ry Cimrmana byly, a\u017e na n\u011bkter\u00e9 vyj\u00edmky, velk\u00fdm zklam\u00e1n\u00edm.<\/p>\n<p>Sn\u011b\u017en\u00e9ho mu\u017ee objevil Cimrman p\u0159esn\u011b 20.\u010dervna odpoledne, n\u011bkdy kolem roku 1895. Popis vlastnost\u00ed sn\u011b\u017en\u00e9ho mu\u017ee v\u00a0\u010dasopise \u201eDoutn\u00e1k\u201c tehdy zap\u016fsobil na odbornou ve\u0159ejnost jako bomba. Zdr\u017eenliv\u011bj\u0161\u00ed Zikmund Freud\u00a0se\u00a0dokonce nezdr\u00e1hal pou\u017e\u00edt\u00a0term\u00ednu: \u201esexual handgran\u00e1t\u201c. Cimrman toti\u017e zjistil, \u017ee sn\u011b\u017en\u00fd mu\u017e je samosnubn\u00fd, \u010dili obsahuje jak \u017eensk\u00e9, tak mu\u017esk\u00e9 vlastnosti. Proto nem\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt naz\u00fdv\u00e1n jako mu\u017e. Ve sv\u00e9 genialit\u011b Cimrman pot\u00e9 vymyslel pro sn\u011b\u017en\u00e9ho mu\u017ee trefn\u00fd n\u00e1zev J\u00e1Ty, kter\u00fd pozd\u011bji Angli\u010dan\u00e9 zkomolili na Yeti.<\/p>\n<p>Tuto odpov\u011b\u010f v\u011bd\u011bli jen 4 opravdov\u00ed \u010ce\u0161i a \u010ce\u0161ky : Alena J\u00e1nsk\u00e1, Eli\u0161ka Nov\u00e1\u010dkov\u00e1, Jirka \u0160pl\u00edchal a Martin T\u016fma. \u010cest jejich znalostem !<\/p>\n<p>Doprovodn\u00fdm programem \u010dtvrte\u010dn\u00ed oslavy byl i no\u010dn\u00edk.<\/p>\n<p>Po anal\u00fdze leto\u0161n\u00edch v\u00fdsledk\u016f jsme se v\u00a0rad\u011b po\u0159adatel\u016f shodli na tom, \u017ee p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed ro\u010dn\u00edk zavedeme optick\u00e9 dob\u011bhov\u00e9 sn\u00edmac\u00ed za\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed. Mezi prvn\u00edm Vojtou Horou a druh\u00fdm Ct\u00edbou Syslem byl toti\u017e rozd\u00edl pouh\u00fdch 13 sekund.<br \/>\n3. a 4. m\u00edsto si rozd\u011blili Ond\u0159ejov\u00e9 : Ondra Posp\u00ed\u0161il a o t\u0159i a p\u016fl minuty pomalej\u0161\u00ed Ondra Sysel.<\/p>\n<p>Veter\u00e1n Ko\u017eich &#8211; Petr Ko\u017eina (5.m\u00edsto), vypr\u00e1\u0161il ko\u017eich spoust\u011b dal\u0161\u00edch borc\u016f, t\u00edm, \u017ee se za\u0159adil do elity t\u011bch, co sebrali v\u0161echny kontroly v\u00a0limitu. Jirka \u0160pl\u00edchal (7.m\u00edsto) se \u0161ikovn\u011b vy\u0161vihnul o p\u00e1r pozic t\u00edm, \u017ee si p\u0159ekro\u010den\u00ed limitu 90 minut chyt\u0159e vykompenzoval 4 minutov\u00fdm bonusem za spr\u00e1vnou odpov\u011b\u010f. Pokud by dob\u011bhl o pouh\u00e9 2 sekundy d\u0159\u00edv, porazil by i Marka Blahutu (6. m\u00edsto).<\/p>\n<p>D\u00e1my si rozd\u011blily bednu v\u00a0n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00edm po\u0159ad\u00ed: Jana Rejmonov\u00e1, Simona Karochov\u00e1 a legenda orienta\u010dn\u00edho b\u011bhu Magdi\u010dka Horov\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p>Nejodhodlan\u011bj\u0161\u00edmi bludi\u010di se stali Honza \u0160tykar a Zden\u011bk Sedl\u00e1\u010dek, kte\u0159\u00ed se ve \u010dvrtek vr\u00e1tili z nudn\u00e9ho 5 t\u00fddenn\u00edho pobytu v\u00a0nep\u00e1lsk\u00fdch Himal\u00e1j\u00edch. Jak sami tvrdili, u\u017e to tam nemohli vydr\u017eet. Ve dv\u011b odpoledne sedli na Ruzy\u0148sk\u00e9m leti\u0161ti a v\u00a0sedum ve\u010der u\u017e sm\u00fd\u010dili \u010eablick\u00fd h\u00e1j. Zde\u0148k\u016fv slab\u00fd v\u00fdsledek vysv\u011btluje nep\u0159\u00edli\u0161 kvalitn\u00ed ve\u010de\u0159e v\u00a0K\u00e1thm\u00e1nd\u016f, j\u00ed\u017e se ani nat\u0159ikr\u00e1t nemohl v \u010f\u00e1blick\u00e9m lese zbavit, co\u017e dosv\u011bd\u010dil kupkami dokreslen\u00fdmi do mapy.<\/p>\n<p>D\u00edk pat\u0159\u00ed op\u011bt sehran\u00e9 parti\u010dce organiz\u00e1tor\u016f. V\u00fdpo\u010detn\u00ed st\u0159edisko obsluhovala d\u011bv\u010data: Hanka s\u00a0Petrou. Nad spr\u00e1vnost\u00ed ra\u017een\u00ed kontrol do pr\u016fkazky na v\u00e1s v\u00a0alt\u00e1nku sokol\u00fdm okem dos\u00edral Jirka. Skv\u011bl\u00e9 cyklomapy Prahy zajistil Tom\u00e1\u0161 Prousek.<\/p>\n<p>Z\u00a0\u0159\u00edt\u00edc\u00edhose centra v\u00e1s zdrav\u00ed<\/p>\n<p>Hynek<\/p>\n<p>Protokol :<\/p>\n<p>78 dokon\u010div\u0161\u00edch bludi\u010d\u016f a bludi\u010dek<\/p>\n<p>7 borc\u016f v\u0161e v limitu<\/p>\n<p>1 zvrtl\u00fd kotn\u00edk<\/p>\n<p>4\u00a0organiz\u00e1to\u0159i<\/p>\n<p>54 pan\u00e1k\u016f<\/p>\n<p>Po\u010das\u00ed :<\/p>\n<p>b\u011bhem z\u00e1vodu 18:00-22:00: klidno, sucho, teplo<\/p>\n<p>sb\u011br kontrol \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 23:00-23:30: za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m sb\u00edrat, trochu pr\u0161\u00ed, ale nejsem m\u011bkko\u0148<\/p>\n<p>23:30-00:00: proudy vody, ale p\u0159ece tam ty kle\u0161t\u011b nenech\u00e1m<\/p>\n<p>00:30: zdrh\u00e1m do alt\u00e1nku, cr\u010d\u00ed ze m\u011b voda<\/p>\n<p>00:45: zima, vlci, furt leje, nen\u00ed \u010das pt\u00e1t se kdo je kdo<\/p>\n<p>00:45-1:15: dal\u0161\u00ed sb\u011br v\u00a0de\u0161tn\u00e9m pralese<\/p>\n<p>1:15: posledn\u00ed kontroly v\u00a0igelitce, bezdomovec u 17ky hlasit\u011b chr\u00e1pe, a\u017e se hustn\u00edk ot\u0159\u00e1s\u00e1<\/p>\n<p>1:30: kone\u010dn\u011b doma<\/p>\n<p>1:31 a d\u00e1l cel\u00fd p\u00e1tek a sobota: nepr\u0161\u00ed, klidno, teplo, pak i sucho<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u00fdsledky Fotky Oslava 279. v\u00fdro\u010d\u00ed otev\u0159en\u00ed Lado\u017esk\u00e9ho kan\u00e1lu prob\u011bhla ku spokojenosti v\u0161ech u\u010dinkuj\u00edc\u00edch. Nejv\u00edce se radoval bezdomovec pobl\u00ed\u017e kontroly 17. Dle sv\u011bdectv\u00ed mnoha b\u011b\u017ec\u016f nad\u0161en\u011b\u00a0ve svitu \u010delovek zdravil\u00a0 igelitov\u00fdmi m\u00e1v\u00e1tkami, \u010di mo\u017en\u00e1 ta\u0161kami. Nav\u00edc na po\u010dest otev\u0159en\u00ed vodn\u00ed cesty rozpra\u0161oval do okol\u00ed sv\u016fj t\u011blov\u00fd deodorant, kter\u00fd sv\u00fdmi parametry p\u0159ed\u010dil v\u0161echny kan\u00e1ly, v\u010detn\u011b Lado\u017esk\u00e9ho. V\u00fdsledky \u010dtvte\u010dn\u00edho [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":94,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-75","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hynek.jason-drson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/75","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hynek.jason-drson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hynek.jason-drson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hynek.jason-drson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hynek.jason-drson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hynek.jason-drson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/75\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":77,"href":"https:\/\/hynek.jason-drson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/75\/revisions\/77"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hynek.jason-drson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/94"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hynek.jason-drson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}