V dob\u00e1ch, kdy nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed \u010cech v\u00edde\u0148sk\u00e9ho p\u016fvodu\u00a0J\u00e1ra Cimrman vy\u010derpal studnici sv\u00e9 geni\u00e1ln\u00ed tvo\u0159ivosti v oborech mal\u00ed\u0159stv\u00ed, kvantov\u00e9 mechaniky, hudby, matematiky,\u00a0leteck\u00e9 akrobacie, baletu a genov\u00e9ho in\u017een\u00fdrstv\u00ed, rozhodl se obohatit tehdy v plenk\u00e1ch se nach\u00e1zej\u00edc\u00ed sportovn\u00ed discipl\u00edny.<\/p>\n
Nejprve se Cimrman, tehdy p\u016fsob\u00edc\u00ed v malebn\u00fdch \u0160em\u00e1novic\u00edch na Koko\u0159\u00ednsku, pustil do zaveden\u00ed takzvan\u00fdch „p\u0159espoln\u00edch b\u011bh\u016f“ ur\u010den\u00fdch \u0161koln\u00ed ml\u00e1de\u017ei z okoln\u00edch vesnic soustavn\u011b chod\u00edc\u00edch pozd\u011b na za\u010d\u00e1tek v\u00fduky. Vyty\u010dil tedy m\u00edsta, kde si \u0161kol\u00e1ci mohli v\u00fdrazn\u011b zkr\u00e1tit trasu p\u0159ed zdlouhav\u00fdm obch\u00e1zen\u00edm po poln\u00edch cest\u00e1ch a p\u011b\u0161in\u00e1ch. Nav\u00edc zavedl m\u011b\u0159en\u00e9 \u00faseky, kter\u00e9 \u017e\u00e1ci museli prob\u00edhat s co nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edm \u00fasil\u00edm a kter\u00e9 obvykle kon\u010dili na prahu \u0161koly. Cimrman d\u011btem tvrdil : „V m\u011b\u0159en\u00e9m \u00faseku ut\u00edkejte a\u017e na pr\u00e1h \u0161koly s v\u011btrem o z\u00e1vod“. Pozd\u011bji Cimrmanova pou\u010dka zdom\u00e1cn\u011bla mezi sportovn\u00edmi specialisty jako tzv. „aerobn\u00ed pr\u00e1h“.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
V\u00fdsledek Cimrmanova \u00fasil\u00ed se brzy dostavil. \u0160koln\u00edk Lucyk a zem\u011bd\u011blec Ma\u0161ek podali na Cimrmana st\u00ed\u017enost starostovi pro vyn\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed (Ma\u0161ek) a zan\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed (Lucyk) ornice na podr\u00e1\u017ek\u00e1ch \u0161koln\u00ed ml\u00e1de\u017ee. Nav\u00edc na Cimrmana don\u00e1\u0161el i s\u00e1m \u0159editel Hradeck\u00fd, kter\u00fd na prahu \u0161koly \u010dasto k\u0159\u00edsil m\u00e9n\u011b zdatn\u00e9 jedince nemohouc\u00ed popadnout dech. V literatu\u0159e se\u00a0 s t\u00edmto jevem m\u016f\u017eeme setkat jako tzv.“anaerobn\u00ed pr\u00e1h“.<\/p>\n
Cimrman se tedy zam\u011b\u0159il na lesn\u00ed d\u011bln\u00edky. V\u0161iml si, \u017ee rev\u00edrn\u00edk \u0160ulc, kter\u00fd vyd\u00e1val \u00fakoly na d\u0159eva\u0159sk\u00e9 pr\u00e1ce v r\u016fzn\u00fdch \u010d\u00e1stech Koko\u0159\u00ednska, \u010dasto d\u011bln\u00edky p\u0159i kontrole pr\u00e1ce nach\u00e1zel na \u00fapln\u011b jin\u00fdch m\u00edstech. V\u011bt\u0161inou ve st\u0159ediskov\u00e9 obci s restaura\u010dn\u00edm za\u0159\u00edzen\u00edm. Svou nep\u0159\u00edtomnost na pracovi\u0161t\u00edch vysv\u011btlovali zabloud\u011bn\u00edm ve velmi \u010dlenit\u00e9m ter\u00e9nu koko\u0159\u00ednsk\u00fdch dol\u016f a str\u017e\u00ed. Cimrman proto lesn\u00edmu spr\u00e1vci nab\u00eddl kurzy orientace pro lesn\u00ed pracovn\u00edky (pozd\u011bji nazvan\u00e9 orienta\u010dn\u00ed b\u011bhy), kter\u00e9 m\u011bly pomoci d\u011bln\u00edk\u016fm zvl\u00e1dat obt\u00ed\u017ee s dopravou k m\u00edstu pracovn\u00edho nasazen\u00ed. V r\u00e1mci tr\u00e9nink\u016f nejprve kontroln\u00ed trasy ozna\u010doval f\u00e1borky (z barev se po dlouh\u00e9m testov\u00e1n\u00ed osv\u011bd\u010dila oran\u017eovo-b\u00edl\u00e1), pozd\u011bji rafinovan\u011b po les\u00edch rozm\u00eds\u0165oval barevn\u011b lad\u011bn\u00e9 lampi\u00f3ny, n\u00e1m dob\u0159e zn\u00e1me z pr\u016fvod\u016f k v\u00fdro\u010d\u00ed V\u0158SR. Nav\u00edc body vyzna\u010doval do vlastnoru\u010dn\u011b zhotoven\u00fdch map. Aby tato mapa byla srozumiteln\u00e1 i pro m\u00e1lo kartograficky zdatn\u00e9 lesn\u00edky, ozna\u010doval vzrostl\u00fd les vhodn\u00fd k t\u011b\u017eb\u011b na tehdej\u0161\u00ed dobu nezvyklou b\u00edlou barvou. I nevzd\u011blan\u00fd d\u0159eva\u0159 pak z mapy pochopil, kde to m\u00e1 „vyb\u00edlit“. D\u011bln\u00edci brzy dosahovali pozoruhodn\u00fdch v\u00fdsledk\u016f. Zejm\u00e9na pot\u00e9, co Cimrman ke kontrol\u00e1m v lese za\u010dal p\u0159ikl\u00e1dat l\u00e1hve s plze\u0148skou dvan\u00e1ctkou. N\u011bkter\u00e9 pra\u017esk\u00e9 odd\u00edly pozd\u011bji tento sport upravily do takzvan\u00e9ho „lahv\u00e1\u010dov\u00e9ho scorelaufu“,<\/a> kter\u00fd dodnes funguje pod zna\u010dkou OBSONKK (Orienta\u010dn\u00ed b\u011bh s ob\u010derstven\u00edm na ka\u017ed\u00e9 kontrole).<\/p>\n Neb\u00fdt pr\u00e1v\u011b jednoho takov\u00e9ho ne\u0161\u0165astn\u00e9ho lahv\u00e1\u010dov\u00e9ho kurzu orientace nedaleko \u0160em\u00e1novic, kter\u00fd cht\u011bl Cimrman zpest\u0159it t\u00edm, \u017ee ho ud\u011blal v noci, a lampi\u00f3ny o\u017eivil uvnit\u0159 ho\u0159\u00edc\u00ed sv\u00ed\u010dkou (nav\u00edc k lahv\u00edm plze\u0148sk\u00e9ho d\u00e1val na po\u010dest spoluzakladatele Sosny i placku borovi\u010dky na zah\u0159\u00e1t\u00ed), jist\u011b by Koko\u0159\u00ednsko proslavil v\u00edce ne\u017e kdejak\u00e1 skandin\u00e1vsk\u00e1 zem\u011b. Takhle jej bohu\u017eel pouze zviditelnil rozs\u00e1hl\u00fdm po\u017e\u00e1rem ve Vidimsk\u00e9m dole. Pomocn\u00fd d\u011bln\u00edk \u0160iman toti\u017e po ora\u017een\u00ed \u0161est\u00e9 kontroly nejprve unaven sout\u011b\u017een\u00edm vrhl, a pak po ztr\u00e1t\u011b rovnov\u00e1hy i zvrhl sv\u00edt\u00edc\u00ed lampi\u00f3n.<\/p>\n Z nov\u011b objeven\u00fdch zdroj\u016f \u010derpal a text sestavil Hynek z proslul\u00e9ho koko\u0159\u00ednsk\u00e9ho odd\u00edlu p\u0159\u00edrodn\u00edch sport\u016f\u00a0\u00a0„Sesko\u010dil z rud\u00e9 sk\u00e1ly a vyrazil si dech“ (tento odd\u00edl dos\u00e1hl sv\u011btov\u00e9ho ohlasu p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm na M\u011blnicku a Litom\u011b\u0159icku).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" V dob\u00e1ch, kdy nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed \u010cech v\u00edde\u0148sk\u00e9ho p\u016fvodu\u00a0J\u00e1ra Cimrman vy\u010derpal studnici sv\u00e9 geni\u00e1ln\u00ed tvo\u0159ivosti v oborech mal\u00ed\u0159stv\u00ed, kvantov\u00e9 mechaniky, hudby, matematiky,\u00a0leteck\u00e9 akrobacie, baletu a genov\u00e9ho in\u017een\u00fdrstv\u00ed, rozhodl se obohatit tehdy v plenk\u00e1ch se nach\u00e1zej\u00edc\u00ed sportovn\u00ed discipl\u00edny. Nejprve se Cimrman, tehdy p\u016fsob\u00edc\u00ed v malebn\u00fdch \u0160em\u00e1novic\u00edch na Koko\u0159\u00ednsku, pustil do zaveden\u00ed takzvan\u00fdch „p\u0159espoln\u00edch b\u011bh\u016f“ ur\u010den\u00fdch \u0161koln\u00ed ml\u00e1de\u017ei z […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-887","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hynek.jason-drson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/887","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hynek.jason-drson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hynek.jason-drson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hynek.jason-drson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hynek.jason-drson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=887"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/hynek.jason-drson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/887\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":892,"href":"https:\/\/hynek.jason-drson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/887\/revisions\/892"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hynek.jason-drson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}